The plane facts

Posted by admin on Jan 31st, 2008
2008
Jan 31

Ryanair is in trouble. I’m supposed to add ‘again’.

Why? Because of this:

The objection is using the picture of a sexy schoolgirl next to the word Hottest to imply that all schoolgirls are hot. It’ll encourage paedophilia, they say. The advert appeared in papers and on the Website. Take it down, they were told. It’s censorship, Ryanair said, we won’t take it down. When I looked, it was gone.

The advert looks like something a ten year old might produce. Be that as it may, the lady in the picture plainly is not a schoolgirl. Not a chance in a million that anyone would think she was, surely? She certainly is hot though.

Do I find the advert offensive in any way? Well, if you’ve read any of my blogs, you will know the answer to that!

Figs and things

Posted by admin on Jan 30th, 2008
2008
Jan 30

Following from yesterday, my landlady would touch me often, usually on the knee or something but often on my bare backside, which was fine.

I only remember twice when she touched my penis, sadly.

The first was one of those rare times where something you plan works well. I’d bougt a figleaf, a green piece of material shaped like a leaf with an elastic strap at the back to put your equipment through. I said to Erica (something like) “Do you like my figleaf? I bought it especially so you don’t have to look at my penis,” so she had to look of course, and yes, it was very nice. I walkedright up to where she was sitting: “I can’t tell what it is made of, can you?” So she grabbed it to feel, and you couldn’t do that without grabbing hold of the penis too, which was nice. It was felt (the fig leaf, that is).

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