How to make new friends
Posted by pedro on Oct 31st, 2009
2009
Oct 31
I went to a concert in London last night, and was upstairs on the 91 bus home when a blonde girl got on and sat in the seat opposite. She was, I guessed, 18 or 19, looked a little the worse for wear (ie booze) but not too bad. What attracted my attention was the vast acreage of well-formed breast on display. In fact, so much you could see the little red roses on her uplift bra. Being a gentleman etc, I had a good look. You know how they can be at that age.
So, she sat opposite me and I minded my own business. Then she said “Hello” and gave me a big smile. Turns out she knew me, she lives opposite me and has recognised me. So, she comes to sit next to me and chat, and I get quite an eyeful of the cleavage.